DECK THE HALLS WITH SALT AND HUNTERS
TIS THE SEASON TO WEAR JUMPERS
DON WE NOW OUR PLAID AND SHOTGUN
IMPALALA LALALA LA LA LA
JOIN ME NOW AND WE’LL HAVE MORE FUN
SEE THE BLAZING SALTED GRAVE
THE FAMILY BUSINESS IS TO SAVE
SEXY CARS AND FALLEN ANGELS
IMPALALA LALALA LALALA
WHAT THE FUCK NOTHING RHYMES WITH ANGEL
The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.
I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.
cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy
This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.
The sass is strong with this one.
sams face in the last gif actually looks like jared’s to me, and almost identical to soulless sam.
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
Ernest Hemingway once won a bet by crafting a six-word short story, that can make people cry. Here it is.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Hemingway is one of (if not THE) most powerful authors I’ve ever studied.
I remember this.
I don’t get it….oh….OH.
My English teacher had us write 6-word short stories using this beautiful piece of writing as a template.
Mine was: “He hung from his boyfriend’s belt.”
Is it bad that she cried?(via
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
still say “HOKAY” and “well have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” it is 2013
this was the first youtube video I ever watched
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
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