Anonymous said: ok but fo real #blamepeter2k14 I still maintain that he somehow set himself up to be robbed and is trying to kill all these supernatural creatures to be The Alpha and One True supernatural creature in Beacon Hills and if that means draining powers from Derek he's like hell yea
I’m gonna blame Peter until I’m proven wrong. I’ll probably still blame Peter even then.
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don’t throw people under the bus because they “fit a stereotype” you deem negative that you try to distance yourself from
Remus Lupin’s blue hair-having, rebellious, snogging in dark corners for longer than humanly possible punk child.
Sirius and James are losing their shit in the afterlife.
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
Can we just talk about this post for a moment…
HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSEwell this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying
Well wouldn’t it still be forced cannibalism then?
I feel like I’ve made this case before, but like the fruit itself isn’t the “egg”- that would be the seeds inside the apple, and apple juice isn’t made from the seeds, so it’s really not akin to a fetus.
The flesh of the fruit is formed from the ovary around said seeds so you’re eating apple reproductive tract? YUP
this just kept getting better and better with every word
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
i live for when ryan makes the dying noise in a let’s play
WHAT THE HELL MUM
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